The Gentlemen

Best Man

I first met David

In high school through a mutual friend in BHS band

If David had a catch phrase

"Can I get a ooooohhhhhhh yeeeaaahhhhhhh?!"

May I have this dance?

Trappin Out the Krusty Krab

David's Spirit Car

A dumped Honda civic, 20” sub in the trunk, guaranteed to blow out some windows

David and SJ's Disney Match

 Anna and Kristoff

Groomsman

I first met David

In third grade, but it wasn't until Highschool Band in 2010 that we started hanging out. 

If David had a catch phrase

"Suuuuuh Dude that sh*t is f*ckin DUMPED"

May I have this dance?
Nicki Minaj, Stupid Hoe

David's Spirit Car

A car that barely runs but looks like it just came from Pimp My Ride

David and SJ's Disney Match

Tarzan and Jane

Groomsman

I first met David

In 6th grade band

If David had a catch phrase

"insert name here you stinky slut"

May I have this dance?

Tunak Tunak Tun

David's Spirit Car

Toyota Celica with a body kit

David and SJ's Disney Match

Sj as Kermit and David as Miss Piggy

Groomsman

I first met David

2009ish in band. We didn’t become friends until Melissa, the drum captain,  invited me to one of their drum parties at David’s house. The rest is history 

If David had a catch phrase

"Hey you guys, I’m pre diabetical -

 Show me your butt"

May I have this dance?

Party like a rock star 

David's Spirit Car

Dump truck. Hardworking and got a phat ass 

David and SJ's Disney Match

Cars

Groomsman

I first met David

 At Sam's house, probably in 2010 or 2011

If David had a catch phrase

"Don't worry Dude, I do this all the time."

May I have this dance?

No

David's Spirit Car

A slammed Toyota Celica you can hear for miles

David and SJ's Disney Match

Mike Wazowskli and Celia Mae

Groomsman

I first met David

In middle school band, where we were very cool

If David had a catch phrase

Something about being a slut.

May I have this dance? 

Girls by the Beastie Boys

David's Spirit Car

Something low to the ground and very loud.

David and SJ's Disney Match

Kronk and Yzma

Groomsman

I first met David

In middle school band

If David had a catch phrase

"Truuuuuuuck"

May I have this dance?

No

David's Spirit Car

Truuuuuuuck

David and SJ's Disney Match

Mater and Sally from Cars